Tag: humor column
How to tackle that big 'thing' you have looming on your schedule
You just looked at the syllabus you found at the bottom of your backpack and noticed you have a huge “thing” due in 10 days—humor columnist Patty Terhune walks us through our breakdown. Read More »
American voters appeared to all have 'prior commitments' during the vice presidential debate
The VP debate didn’t pull in any viewers, even though 10 million people were watching the show right before it. Election Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt found out why. Read More »
It's October, and that means it's time to get ready for Christmas
It's the beginning of October, which means it's that time of the year again: Christmas. Humor columnist Ian McCourt sticks some chestnuts over a fire and tells us how to start celebrating the right way. Read More »
Comparing your 22nd birthday with your 21st
How celebrating your 22nd birthday stacks up against your 21st, as told by humor columnist Ian McCourt. Read More »
What you will see at Juice Jam if you make it there
Juice Jam is another excuse for SU students to day drink, but some over-zealous partiers might not make it there. If you need a guided tour, humor columnist Patty Terhune's got you covered. Read More »
Things I'm blaming on my horoscope this month
Humor columnist Ian McCourt downloaded greater than or equal to six dating apps and the only matches he has are with the sponsored ads. Blame it on the zodiac. Read More »
A Survival Guide for Seeing Adults and Children On Campus
Humor columnist Patty Terhune explains what to do and what not to do when you see adults and kids on campus this weekend. Read More »
Confessions of a millennial who is ruining this country
I am a millennial, and I am ruining everything. I’ve been ruining things for a while now. To be honest, it’s kind of my specialty. You name it; I’m trying to ruin it. Read More »
Who to draft if everyday life was Fantasy Football
Ever wondered who you would draft onto your fantasy football team in real life? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us who would make the cut for her team. Read More »
My goals for senior year and also getting out of this quicksand
I want to make like LinkedIn and establish connections with people I can trust and share lifelong memories with. I did not make that connection with national parks guide Richard, who promised he was going to get help and has since left me here to die in this quicksand. Read More »
Columnist prepares for the promenade of his dreams
Humor columnist Ian McCourt gushes about how excited he is for Prom and all the fun that comes with a new, expensive brick walkway. Read More »
The evolution of people you met on your freshman year floor
Ever wondered where that pothead who lived on your freshman year floor ended up after college? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us where your first acquaintances at Syracuse will end up. Read More »
McCourt: Brexit. Election 2016. Gun Control. I have opinions on these issues, and I’m right.
Did you hear about this? Humor columnist Ian McCourt did and has strong opinions on it. He believes his opinions are factually correct and the most important opinions. Read More »
McCourt: An encyclopedia of sunburns
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has written an encyclopedia of sunburns you may encounter to be published this summer. Here is a brief excerpt of some of the most popular tans and burns. Read More »
Cuneo: Life lessons I learned from college
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on all the many life lessons, or lack thereof, that he learned in his four years at Syracuse, from girls to food to homework. Read More »
McCourt: Answers to life's biggest questions
Ever wonder if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about? Or who’s a therapist’s therapist? Humor columnist Ian McCourt provides the answers to all of life's biggest questions. Read More »
Cuneo: Donald Trump fired me
Long before his presidential candidacy, Donald Trump was starring on the Apprentice and selling steaks at the Sharper Image. And, as humor columnist Danny Cuneo reveals, he also showed up to a few kids' birthday parties. Read More »
Cuneo: the 'other' Super Bowl prop bets
From Lady Gaga eating a meat dress to Peyton Manning's red forehead, humor columnist Danny Cuneo proposes some prop bets that are definitely going to happen. Read More »