Tag: Humor
Cuneo: Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's secret phone call uncovered
Just when you thought Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa's twitter feud was over -- it's not. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has discovered their secret phone call and transcribed it here. Read More »
Cuneo: the 'other' Super Bowl prop bets
From Lady Gaga eating a meat dress to Peyton Manning's red forehead, humor columnist Danny Cuneo proposes some prop bets that are definitely going to happen. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Senior’s plans for self-improvement shatter under 1st introduction of peer pressure
Senioritis is most definitely, definitely real, and humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter knows it. In an Onion style article, he explains exactly why seniors won't be getting work done for the rest of the semester. Read More »
Cuneo: Is the Earth actually round? Or is it...hollow?
Thanks to rapper B.o.B, the "Is the Earth flat?" debate has been re-sparked. Here to do some research and make his own argument is humor columnist Danny Cuneo. Read More »
Hohenwarter: It's never too early to start planning for Spring Break
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter gives his list of the best Spring Break locations for the penny pinchers; vacation is barely two months away, after all. Read More »
Cuneo: 'I'm Shmacked is coming! I'm Shmacked is coming!'
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo writes a satirical poem responding to the announcement that I'm Shmacked is coming back to Syracuse University. Read More »
Cuneo: Disney movie flashback, Cheetah Girls edition
Last year, humor columnist Danny Cuneo recorded his thoughts while watching High School Musical. It was time for Disney Movie Flashbacks to make its comeback, so get ready for Episode II: Attack of the Cheetah. Read More »
Hohenwarter: The best albums of 2015
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter hands out 5 stars each to his favorite albums of 2015, which, he says, are perfect for sitting around and doing nothing in your pajamas. Read More »
Cuneo: The 12 gifts of Christmas
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo was especially good this year and earned these 12 gifts, a modern—and not-so-modern—interpretation of the classic Christmas carol. Read More »
Cuneo: A breakdown of my Thanksgiving break movie binge
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo finally had time to catch a few movies over break. Here's his take on them. Read More »
Hohenwarter: If students don't study during break, they'll end up celebrating 'Regretsgiving' later
Regretsgiving is the holiday celebrated immediately following Thanksgiving when students lament not getting anything done over Thanksgiving break. Read More »
Cuneo: 5 things you love to hate on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is (almost) here! Or as the rest of the country knows it, “that day where I eat way too much and stop thinking about Christmas for 12 hours.” Read More »
Week in Pulp: Themed catering, Bieber Fever
This week Pulp brought you a student-run catering company and the premiere of "Agamemnon." Read More »
Hohenwarter: Bieber Fever relapse tears apart friend groups
Friend groups all across campus reached their boiling points this weekend after Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” was played one too many times at various pregames. Read More »
A tale of how 3 men's basketball players plan to break into NCAA headquarters and repeal Jim Boeheim's suspension
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo tells a tale where SU men's basketball players conspire to break into the NCAA headquarters. Read More »
Hohenwarter: A guide to Halloween festivities
With Drake’s 29th birthday behind us, Halloween is objectively the best holiday of the year. Read More »
Hohenwarter: 5 weather-inspired haikus
The weather is changing. Curl up with these poems and a cup of coffee this weekend. Read More »
Cuneo: My freshman year trip alone to DJs and how it ended
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo chronicles his battle with Captain Morgan freshman year. Read More »
Hohenwater: Roommates celebrate successful parents weekend façade
Joseph Gaelin and his two roommates had to scramble before parents weekend arrived. Read More »
5 reactions to Kenan Thompson's performance
Saturday Night Live's Kenan Thompson performed at Goldstein Auditorium during parents weekend, entertaining a crowd of all ages with stories from his career. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Park Point to offer 'glamping'
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter follows up on Park Point's recent announcement to offer glamping. Read More »
Cuneo: How to really use social media
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo breaks down how to use the top three social medias: Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat. Read More »
Cuneo: Rapid reactions for every NFL team
After Week 1 of the NFL Season, we all know that it is essentially over. Every team’s identity has been sealed and nothing will change from now until December. So here are the initial reactions for every NFL team this campaign. They are set in stone and cannot be changed unless given written consent from the National Football League. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Philosophy major questions need for apartment etiquette
Juniors Mark Leggen and Andrew Carmone are finding out the hard way that Syracuse University’s philosophy curriculum covers a broad spectrum of topics, but effectively cohabitating with other human beings isn’t one of them. Read More »