Writer: Sarah Wells
Our humor columnist mourns Michael Cera’s Oscar ‘Barbie’ snub
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read More »
An ode to the appliances in our humor columnist’s apartment
Living in a college apartment comes with several unique quirks, especially its appliances. From burning herself on her radiator to being unable to wash her dishes because of her roommate’s air fryer, our Humor Columnist details her apartment struggles. Read More »
'Pi Pi Pi' is our humor's columnists dream sorority
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read More »
Make this winter break unforgettable with help from our humor columnist
Bust your boredom with these five activities this winter break Read More »
Our humor columnist knows the best bathrooms for breaking down
Get your crying, shopping and sweet treats in at Marshall Square Mall Read More »
Our humor columnist’s holiday wishlist, finals edition
If you’ve ever had five finals on one day or slipped on ice in front of a crowd, you’ll relate to this wishlist Read More »
Our humor columnist is on a mission to name SU's dorm replacing the Sheraton
From alumni recognition to freshman jealousy, our humor columnist has thoughts on the new Sheraton dorms Read More »
Everything to look forward to in an abysmal Syracuse winter
Don’t let the first snow excitement deceive you, Syracuse winter is brutal Read More »
Our humor columnist gives Halloween costumes a much-needed sultry facelift
Take inspiration from our humor columnist for your next sexy Halloween look Read More »
Your dentist, Oprah, and Grandma: 10 people who should visit campus
Our humor columnist offers alternatives for celebrity visits to Syracuse Read More »
The ultimate itinerary for a 'fun' fall day trip
With haunted wagons and sexy pirate costumes, our humor columnist knows how to celebrate the autumn season right Read More »
An apology letter to the bathroom girls
From overhearing bathroom trash talk to sobbing in the next stall over, our humor columnist has seen it all Read More »
The 5 stages of pulling an all-nighter
Juggling midterms, essays and a healthy sleep schedule is a struggle for our humor columnist. Read More »
Prepare your tissues for Juice Jam (sad version)
Get your cry on with this Juice Jam lineup Read More »
An ode to the glory of freshmen dorms, communal bathroom and all
Take a walk down memory lane to the best parts of living in a freshmen dorm Read More »
What to eat in a day, Syracuse edition
Our humor columnist walks us through her healthy, unhealthy and potentially dangerous meals throughout the day. Read More »
Here are the jobs you missed on Handshake
Due to the limited availability of on-campus jobs, our humor columnist has come up with some (very realistic) new ideas for Handshake job postings. Read More »
Here's who you should avoid on the first day of class
To avoid typical freshman year pitfalls, SU freshmen should look to our humor columnist’s personal experiences. Read More »
SA to host 6-hour tabling sessions for student complaints
On Monday, SU’s Student Association will host a new event, No Problem Too Small, on the Schine Center terrace in an effort to let students voice complaints and ask questions. Read More »
SA plans expansion of accessible, confidential STI testing for students
The redistricting commission, which is made up of fifteen independent citizen volunteers, began working on the redistricting process in March of this year. Read More »
Syverud announces movement on possible revocation of Giuliani degree during SA meeting
Some universities which have awarded Giuliani an honorary degree, including Drexel University and Middlebury College, have since rescinded it. Read More »